Question by cheeks the slick: some more blond hummer?
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
What does a blonde owl say?
How do blonde brain cells die?
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Who What When Where?
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
“Is it mine?”
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly “Awww, look at the dead birdie”. The blonde stops, looks up and says “Where?”
The Great Race
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Blonde#1: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!” Blonde#2: “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!”
You Give Blondes A Bad Name
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this the other blonde replied “I know it and if I knew how to swim I’d go out there and drown her.”
Answer by ?r?a?c?h?e?l?b?
hummer?? and those r reallly old…
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