some more blond hummer?

Question by cheeks the slick: some more blond hummer?
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.

What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
Divorcee’

What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?

How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.

Who What When Where?
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
“Is it mine?”

Confused
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Poor Birdie
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly “Awww, look at the dead birdie”. The blonde stops, looks up and says “Where?”

The Great Race
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”

Mercedes Girl
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Blonde#1: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!” Blonde#2: “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!”

You Give Blondes A Bad Name
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this the other blonde replied “I know it and if I knew how to swim I’d go out there and drown her.”

Best answer:

Answer by ?r?a?c?h?e?l?b?
hummer?? and those r reallly old…

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